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Only in America
10 Political and Economic Imponderables that Every American Should Contemplate
Prepared by 
Anonymous
Submitted by Al Bliss 

1. Only in America could politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a $40,000-a-plate campaign fund raising event. 

2. Only in America could people claim that the government still discriminates against black Americans when we have a black President, a black Attorney General and a federal workforce that is roughly 18% black when the entire black population is only 12%. 

3. Only in America could we have had the two people most responsible for our tax code –  Timothy Geithner, the head of the Treasury Department and Charles Rangel who once ran the Ways and Means Committee – turn out to be tax cheats who are in favor of higher taxes. 

4. Only in America can we have terrorists kill people in the name of Allah and have the media primarily react by fretting that Muslims might be upset by the backlash. 

5. Only in America would we make people who want to legally become American citizens, wait for years in their home countries and pay tens of thousands of dollars for the privilege, while we discuss letting anyone who sneaks into the country illegally just become American citizens. 

6. Only in America could the people who believe in balancing the budget and sticking by the country’s Constitution be thought of as “extremists.” 

7. Only in America could you need to present a driver’s license to cash a check or buy alcohol, but not to vote. 

8. Only in America could people demand the government investigate whether oil companies are gouging the public - because the price of gas went up - when the return on equity invested in a major U.S. oil company (Marathon Oil) is less than half of what a company that manufactures sports shoes and apparel overseas (Nike) makes. 

9. Only in America could the government collect more tax dollars from the people than any nation in recorded history, still spend a trillion dollars more than it has per year for total spending ($7 million PER MINUTE), and complain that it doesn’t have nearly enough money. 

10. Only in America could the rich people - who pay 86% of all income taxes - be accused of not paying their “fair share” by people who don’t pay any income taxes at all.


 
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