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Townhall
If
You Hate Your Kids, Send Them to Public School
by
Doug Giles
Jan
19, 2014
Y’know,
when I was a wee lad growing up in West Texas, public schools weren’t
all that bad. We started our day off with the pledge of allegiance,
said prayers during football games, actually studied our nation’s
founding docs, sang patriotic songs, and we celebrated the true
meaning of both Christmas and Easter.
In
addition to that pro-American bliss, nearly everyone and their dog
graduated. It’s true. Dogs were actually graduating from school
back then. I know. Weird, eh?
Indeed,
out of our large graduating class there was only one drop out and
that was my childhood buddy who left school to join the Banditos’
motorcycle gang. He had a tattoo before tats became hip and groovy,
ubiquitous and virulently narcissistic. (Speaking of tattoos: Girls …
if you’re going to get a cute butterfly inked into your shoulder,
you must make the general public a promise that you will not gain
600lbs later in life and have that blue moth morph into a massive,
faded condor that we all have to stare at. If that’s too much to
ask, then please cease to wear tube-tops so we don’t have to gawk
at that muted, colored vulture on your enormous back. Deal? Deal.
Anyway, back to the good old days …)
When
our parents dumped us off at school, they weren’t riddled with fear
that our schoolmarms were going to morph us into domestic terrorists
who think Che Guevera is the bomb. Our folks also knew that sexed-up
teachers wouldn’t teach kinky weirdness to their twelve-year-olds.
No, if their kids were going to learn about sex it would be done in
the traditional way via their older brothers and their Playboy
magazine stash in the alley behind the house.
Today,
as far as public schools are concerned, it’s a veritable
loaded-dice roll regarding how your kids will come out after spending
eight hours a day with our “educators“. More than likely, Dad,
unless you’re Bill Ayers, Khalid Sheik Mohammed or Russell Brand,
you’re not going to be too pleased with what the public schools do
with your kids’ noggins.
This
week, a story surfaced about the father of a thirteen-year-old girl
who got righteously ticked when his daughter showed him a pic of what
the loons were lacing his dear daughter’s curriculum with.
The
father of a 13 year-old girl who was upset by a classroom poster that
listed sex acts was shocked to hear that the poster is part of her
school’s health and science curriculum.
As
local Fox News affiliate in Kansas, fox4kc.com, reported Tuesday,
Mark Ellis said his daughter, a student at Hocker Grove Middle school
in the Shawnee Mission School District, was “shocked” by what she
saw on a poster on a classroom wall in school. Ellis said his
daughter took a picture of the poster and showed her parents.
Originally,
Ellis assumed the poster to be a student prank, until he called the
school and discovered it was part of the curriculum.
Why
would you put it in front of 13 year-old students? He asked.
The
poster, entitled, “How Do People Express Their Sexual Feelings?”
lists sex acts such as: Oral Sex, Sexual Fantasy, Caressing, Anal
Sex, Dancing, Hugging, Touching Each Other’s Genitals, Kissing,
Grinding, and Masturbation…
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the rest of the article at Townhall
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