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Answering Life’s Biggest Questions
Necessary Nagger advised to try texting and emojis
By Abigail Fischer and Katie DeLand

Dear A+K,

The other day I was home with my 2 year old when I couldn't find her favorite doll. I frantically called my husband (3 consecutive times) and he answered in a worried and frustrated tone. Was this an emergency? "Absolutely- her doll is missing."
Needless to say, I was scolded for ensuing panic unnecessarily and informed that unless a real person is missing, that call wasn't necessary.

Are these phone calls appropriate in the middle of the day when the hubbies are at work? Isn't this a team effort?

Sincerely,
Necessary Nagger


Dear Necessary Nagger,

Been there.......that missing puzzle piece is stopping you from the perfectly cleaned, masterpieced house. Surely the hubs won't care if you inquire as to its location via phone call. Nevermind the conference he is in solving big world problems, Thomas the Train is missing his face!  So yes, maybe two texts and a phone call in the middle of the morning may seem a bit unhinged, but trying to put an order to the toy room or end a massive tantrum is well worth the raised eyebrows your hubs may receive in the lunchroom.

Let's also discuss the children fighting. Honestly, there are times when dad just needs a glimpse of that little slice of heaven that he is coming home to- a friendly reminder to NOT BE A MINUTE LATE.  And yes, traffic updates and any other detours that he plans on taking also need to be thoroughly communicated, because come five o'clock, we are hanging on by strings.  And they are unraveling by the very second.

Now, we don't mean to bash our men.  We know they face unpleasant situations, obstacles and people throughout their work day, too.  But their counterparts are adults, who can generally speak intelligible words and use rational thought.  We, on the other hand, are thrust in the world of garbled demands and illogical expectations for 8 hours every day.  Our coffee breaks usually only occur when we open the microwave door and rediscover the mug that we reheated 45 minutes ago.  And any thought of civilized lunch plans are laughingly tossed down the sink with the left-over PB&J crust.  So forgive us when we call "just to say hi" with no other urgent agenda on the proverbial plate.

To be balanced, we should tell you that nineteen calls in a row may get you institutionalized.  A better route would be the less vocal- sending a few texts with appropriately-illustrated emojis.

Best wishes in the work room-
A&K


 
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