for my Friends with a Higher
November 26, 2011
a friend... be forewarned, it’s
slightly off-color. Still game? Get ready to groan.
who jump off a bridge in Paris
are in Seine.
man’s home is his castle, in a manor
vu - the same mustard as before.
safe eating - always use
wedding - A case of wife or
man needs a mistress just to break
hangover is the wrath of grapes.
cheek-to-cheek is really a
form of floor play.
should be used on every
while sunbathing makes you
two egotists meet, it’s an I for
bicycle can’t stand on its own because
it is two tired.
the definition of a will? (It’s
a dead give away.)
flies like an arrow. Fruit flies
like a banana.
democracy your vote counts. In
feudalism your count votes.
was engaged to a boyfriend with a
wooden leg but broke it off.
chicken crossing the road is poultry