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Illusions?!
By Mona Lease

Hi, all!!! I probably ought to stop reading stuff like this. But - I find it all really curious...especially "John Barron." And it makes me wonder...what else is an "illusion?"

28 Famous People Who Never Existed
Betty Crocker: She is almost 100 years old. Also - she is a prop for selling cookbooks and such.

Aunt Jemima: She was created by R. T. Davis. She was another "prop" used to sell food products.

Allegra Coleman: Gracing the cover of Esquire in 1996, and created by Martha Stewart...she was another "prop" to sell products.

William Tell: This guy was a true "Swiss Folk" legend.

Donald Kaufman: He is another fictional character...played by Nicholas Cage.

Alan Smithee: He was a made-up "director"..that other directors used when they did not want to put their name on something they thought would fail.

Carolyn Keene: This was a "catch-all" name for ghostwriters who wrote for Ed Stratemeyer. He/They did the Nancy Drew mystery books.

Franklin W. Dixon: Again - attributed to Ed Stratemeyer regarding the Hardy Boys mystery books.

Mavis Beacon: Her books taught you to type. But she was not a real person.

Tokyo Rose: She was not a real person. Allied troops called any English-speaking radio broadcaster who spread Japanese propaganda...a "Tokyo Rose."

Ami Eguchi:This was really a computer with combined traits of the six members of AKB48

Otto Titzling:This is the gentleman who founded the brassiere...and, not real.

Pierre Brassau: He was actually a chimpanzee. Journalist Ake
 "Dackie" Axelsson (Swedish journalist) thought critics could not tell real art from that of as chimp. He got a chimpanzee to "paint" and exhibited the "art." The people loved it.

Pope Joan: She was supposed to have ruled in the Middle Ages for a couple of months. No records of her exist. There reportedly has never been a female pope.

Lonely Girl 15: Named "Bree" - she was a fictional character on a YouTube diary. She was played by Jessica Rose.

George P. Burdell: He was a fictional character who enrolled at Georgia Tech in 1927. He was said to have received all undergraduate degrees offered by Georgia Tech.

Taro Tsujimoto: He was an imaginary ice hockey player "drafted" by the National Hockey League's. Buffalo Sabres in 1974. Reportedly, Punch Imlach was fed up with the slow drafting process via the phone  and said he drafted Tsujimoto.

Nat Tate: Created by William Boyd, Tate was an imaginary person (abstract expressionist) who destroyed 99% of his work. He leapt to his death from the Staten Island Ferry.

John Barron: In the 1980's, reporters who called the Trump Organization to schedule an interview with the "boss"...were referred to John Barron, Trump spokesman...who actually was...Donald Trump himself.

Robin Hood: It's a good story. It's a good idea. It's also hard to prove Robin Hood existed.

Paul Bunyan: He is actually a combination of French and Canadian lumberjacks...Bun Jean and Fabian Fournier. He embodies "frontier vitality" - might, willingness to hard, and overcome all obstacles. He's not a real person.

Kaycee Nicole Swenson: She was fictitious and portrayed by Debbie Swenson. "She" was a teenager suffering with leukemia and telling her story on websites. It worked to two years.

The Marlboro Man: He was a cowboy-type guy the Marlboro company used to sell cigarettes. He was not real.

Mingering MIke: "He" created more than 50 funk and soul album covers...and no albums. He was not real. He was created by Mike Stevens.

King Arthur: He was inspired by King Henry VIII and most likely not real. He led revolts and won wars for England.

Jim Crow: He was not real. He was a black theater character created  by Thomas Rice. Jim Crow was a trickster who was in favor of blacks' rights...called Jim Crow's Laws...and popular with the slaves.

David Manning: He was not real. "He" was a pseudonym used by marketing executives to consistently give good reviews to Sony..subsidiary of Columbia Pictures. - Best Life Editors

Remember the kiddies and our service people. Take good care of the furry and feathered ones out there. Be safe and healthy. See ya next time. Ever Toodles!!    MONA


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