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Along Life’s Way
All Hands on Deck: A Fable
By Lois E. Wilson
 
Once upon a time, there was a young handmaiden. She was poor and aspired to improve her lot in life. She had dated two cowhands, but with either one of them she saw only living hand to mouth and a future of handouts and hand-me-downs. They were prone to hand-to-hand confrontations and were often away on cattle drives in the outback. It seemed they weren’t ever on hand or willing to do anything constructive.
 
One day she was carrying a load of laundry along the wharf when a handsome stranger walked up to her and said, “Miss, I see your basket is heavy, may I lend a hand? My name is Byrd Handy. I draw freehand designs and have a handicraft business of building boats.”
 
It was the beginning of their relationship. She thought that, hands down, he was the perfect man of her dreams. In her mind, she handpicked him to be her spouse. She often went to the wharf to watch him work firsthand. He never sat on his hands; he was always involved hand and foot in bettering his life situation and that of his work crew. He was soon making money hand over fist.
 
Byrd decided to stop wringing his hands and take the matter into his own hands. He decided to hand down a solution. He watched her diligence in tending to her household duties and since she had never discouraged his attention, he envisioned a handfast marriage with her.
 
Putting on a cool-hand facade, he approached her one day, “I’ve been trying to keep a hands-off attitude toward you, but I find my feelings have grown out of hand. Would you accept my hand in marriage?” The handmaiden handily replied, “Yes, indeed!”
 
On their wedding day, they joined hands and said their vows. The pastor introduced “Mr. and Mrs. Byrd Handy” to the guests. The crowd gave them a hand; the applause grew as they walked hand in hand down the aisle.
 
Moral: A Byrd in the hand is handier than two hands in the bush.


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