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Along Life’s Way
The No-show: A Fable
© 2018 Lois E. Wilson
 
The ventriloquist had worked for years perfecting his craft. He mastered not moving his lips when he spoke or sang. He developed different dummy characters with different voices—females with high pitch and males with low pitch ranges. He had Flirty Flora and Grumpy Gus, each costumed appropriately to the character portrayed.
 
He first gained fame by winning a national television talent show. His act was so entertaining that he immediately received many bookings for appearances across the country. As his success soared, he added more characters to his performances. There were famous stars and political figures which he featured in his dummies. He was an excellent impersonator of voices and his singing voice captured the essence of the original personalities. His comedy routine was topical and made audiences roar.
 
A Midwest, married couple had followed the ventriloquist’s career and always made certain they watched him whenever he was featured on TV. They learned he had a long-term engagement in Las Vegas and planned a weekend flight to see his show live.
 
They arrived at the hotel, had a celebratory dinner, and headed to the theater area. As they walked, they kept passing others going the other way. They discovered why when they reached the theater door; it was shut and locked. On it hung a sign which read:
 
                                    “Tonight’s show is canceled.
                                    The ventriloquist has laryngitis.
                                    Ticket money will be refunded
                                    at the office. We apologize for
                                            any inconvenience.”
 
Moral: Those who dummy up and let others speak for them risk losing their voices.


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